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So, my friend told me my description didn't fit me well enough. So I shall put up his version until I decide I'm tired of it.

"Oh he hum have a nice day LET ME FUCKING RIP YOUR THROAT OUT THOUGH YOUR ANUS YOU MISERABLE MAGGOTS"

Most of the songs I got from youtube and are instrumental versions. If one of the songs is your product, message me and I'll add that info here =)

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

(via queenofslash)



nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

(via queenofslash)



severus-snape-is-absurd:

ninthdoctorsbutt:

YESTERDAY EVENING I WAS WONDERING WHY REMUS LOVED CHOCOLATE SO MUCH WHEN I REALISED

CHOCOLATE IS POISONOUS FOR DOGS

WHAT IF YOUNG REMUS STARTED LOVING CHOCOLATE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT KILLED THE WOLF PART OF HIM

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

(via abesottedlass)



Lighting Up Sonic Screwdriver